Kronos the Last Cave Warrior
First appearance Ancient History
Name unknown
Date of Birth unknown
Family Unnamed girlfriend
Powers Manly build
Comic Super Stupor

A Cave Warrior presumably from the distant past, Kronos used to date Arch-Angela, but their sexings came to an end when they discovered the remains of Kronos' ex in the Primitive History exhibit at the local museum. [1]


Kronos would later be caught humping his girlfriend's fossilized remains, only to be told by the security guard "she loves me more."[2]

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