First appearance January 20, 2004
Gender male
Residence Bedford, Texas
Relationship slept with Monette once
Comic Something Positive

Brian was a minor character, responsible for Monette falling pregnant in 2004.[1] They hooked up during a party. He turned out to be younger that she thought, having graduated from Trinity High School in 2003 rather than Trinity University.[2] She gave him her number and he and a friend, Chirag, visited to talk to her after drinking. Fred's dog attacked Chirag after he tried to give her beer and ripped off an earlobe.[3] Brian tried to club the dog with a beer bottle, but Fred shot it out of his hand.[4]